The Yeeting state of Yeettown usa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by abby queen of transfems with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.862 billion yeetists are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of las yeetus. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse yeetgurl economy, worth 652 trillion yeetcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 134,268 yeetcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and 'Yeeting Eaglenado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeettown usa's national animal is the yeeting eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is yeetest bobisom.

Yeettown usa is ranked 291,879^th in the world and 6,389^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 22 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.